I'm pretty sure parents want to kill their teenage kids who blow through texts at astonishing rates. Recently, I heard a kid announce (as if it was the most normal thing in the world) that he goes through more than 1200 texts a month. That means 40 texts a day.
Point being, texts are valuable to teens but not to parents. So - as a telecom company, Verizon, or AT&T, and you trade teens texts for random tasks. Send in their favorite song, their favorite famous person etc via text, in exchange for 5 free text messages. As a telecom company, texts cost you NOTHING, and you get all this amazing data for free.
SO SICK!: Next time you advertise, you can get your clients' favorite new song and favorite spokesperson to sell them your new product. Most importantly, parents go home happy.
Very sick: More texting. ugh. please not more texting.